Not you heffas in your 20's...this is for my over 35 crowd.
Let me walk you through my mind. Be careful and watch your step.
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So, some 10 years ago (dang!) I watched this "Oprah" episode dedicated to boobs. Yeah!
Breasts, titties, mosquito Bites, melons, cans..all that; I think it had something about bras.
You know how we aren't wearing the correct size and we need to get fitting regularly because breasts change sizes with weight gain and loss and blah blah blah blah.
Well, there was this test they said you could to see if your boobs were already starting to sag.
And like a dummy, I took the test. Remember this was ten years ago so, the boobs were still sitting up noice. I mean, at least I thought there were.
So the test went like this...get a pencil or pen, place it under your boob, and then put your arms down. Does the pencil/pen move, slip out, or fall? No- then your boobs are still sitting up high. Congratulations. If it does- your boobs are starting to sag. Or maybe is was if your nipple hangs below the pencil when you sit or stand...I don't remember but that's not important. I mean it is but its not.
Cut to- present day and me standing in front of this full length mirror.
Yeah, I'm brave like that, even though I typically don't wear my glasses when I do it so I look skinnier but I digress.
Standing here makes me wonder...especially since it's been 10 years...what constitutes saggy boobs.
I mean I know that boobs sag, I know this. Hello I took the quiz but are they only considered saggy when they like touch your stomach? Is it all about the nipple? Like when they droop or don't point straight out? I really hope not because mine are cross eyed. I'm not sure if that helps or hinders me.
Do guys really care about saggy boobies? I mean can't you just pick up them the same way you would cup a supple one?
And what is a supple breast anyway. Supple means bending and moving easily; flexible-shoot that's a saggy boob.
So, I guess me and my saggy, supple boobies don' have anything to worry about.