I really appreciate you reading this.
After much consideration this year
Ups and Downs
And still falling short
I have decided to...take my talents to women.
#SingleLife #RelationshipGoals #LoveIsNotDead #SwitchingTeams
I'm switching teams.
I like Your girl now and not like how I used to like her. I like her, Like her.
So ladies, hit me up
Uh but only if you are between the sizes 8-14.
I really the only believe the only reason for me to switch teams is to maximize my closet. And I've been an 8 and a 14 so if my new boo wants to embark on a cleanse with her or go to the Beer, Bacon and Bourbon festival with her, I'm cool with that. soooo yeah.
Look, so let me say this, before I get inundated with messages- I'm kidding...I mean unless someone wants to take me out to dinner. I haven't been taken out to dinner in a minute. I will even get dressed up for you. I will press my yoga pants.
I just want to say to my fellow single folks.
hey - its gonna be okay.
everything is gonna be alright
because you are smart, kind, important and beautiful.
don't nobody want us so oh well.